Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Yes, the Website is Real Too....

Yes. I really bought the domain name and built this website.

No. I do not have too much time or money on my hands. I fucking I assure you. I do not have enough of either.

Here are sources from the *real* news stories I references in this month's play.

Here's the script if you're interested.

"Yeah, me too. The most bizarre things keep happening. Do you remember hearing about how the the first lady went to visit a bunch of immigrant children who were separated from their families and held in detention centers, and she wore a jacket with the words “I Don’t Really Care, Do U?” on the back?" 


Melania Trump wears “I really don’t care, do u?” jacket on trip to migrant children

"Stormy Daniels, adult film actress and alleged mistress of president Donald Trump, visited Maine on September 5th and 6th. She was here performing local strip joint PT’s Showclub as part of her “Make America Horny Again” Tour."

"President Trump has been very active on Twitter lately. Last week, he tweeted the following: (In trump voice) 'While my (our) poll numbers are good, with the Economy being the best ever, if it weren’t for the Rigged Russian Witch Hunt, they would be 25 points higher! Highly conflicted Bob Mueller & the 17 Angry Democrats are using this Phony issue to hurt us in the Midterms. No Collusion!'"

"Many are unaware that, due to the Presidential Records act of 1978, all of Donald Trump’s Tweets must be recorded and entered as official presidential Communications into the Library of congress. "

Donald Trump's tweets are now presidential records

"This act also requires that presidential documents be preserved. However, the president has failed to give up his habit of ripping papers that he is finished reading into tiny pieces and throwing them away. As a result, the White House has had to employ staffers to collect the president’s trash and carefully tape it together like a jigsaw puzzle to preserve the documents."

Okay, yeah...more sources needed. I'll probably add them later. This might be enough for the joke, though. I committed to this shit. This domain cost $12.